Roast my CV. Brutally.
Upload your resume or CV. Brutus roasts it, scores it against a real ATS, and names every line that is costing you interviews.Upload your resume or CV and Brutus tears into it — a brutally honest roast, a real ATS score, and the exact lines that are costing you interviews. No flattery, no invented experience, no login. About 30 seconds.
“You ‘assisted’ with meetings? My grandmother assists with the Sunday roast, but she doesn’t put it on a CV.”
Free · no login · no card · about 30 seconds
No PDF? Paste your resume as text
Once the roast is fixed, the Agent pulls live openings off real company boards and rewrites your resume against each job description.
What a resume roast actually looks like
The Resume Roast comes back in four parts, every time. No dashboard to learn, no report to decode.
Named and specific, never “add more metrics”. Each one points at an actual line on your resume and says why it is failing.
Scored by deduction, not vibes: it starts at 100 and subtracts for each rubric failure, quoting the exact line that caused it. A typical Indian fresher resume lands between 45 and 65.
The exact phrases your target roles keep asking for that your resume never says once.
One score out of 10 and one closing sentence. A 7 is earned. Most resumes do not get one.
This bullet point describes what you showed up to work for, not what you actually accomplished. You ‘assisted’ with meetings? My grandmother assists with the Sunday roast, but she doesn’t put it on a CV.
You’ve layered so many corporate buzzwords like ‘synergy’ and ‘dynamic’ that the actual experience is buried under a pile of meaningless garbage. It’s raw, it’s lazy, and it’s making me want to shut down this kitchen.
Brutus’s own calibration examples — the standard every roast is held to. Harsh about the writing, never about you.
Roast my CV, not my resume?
Same thing, same upload. In India the two words are used interchangeably, and the Resume Roast does not care which one you call it — drop in a PDF and your CV gets the same five bullets, the same ATS score out of 100, and the same verdict your resume would.
Free · no login · PDF
Roasting your CV or resume, explained
The six things people ask before they drop in a file. Short answers, no pitch.
What does it mean to roast my resume?
A resume roast is a brutally honest critique instead of a polite one. In the Resume Roast, Brutus reads your resume the way a tired recruiter does on a Friday afternoon, then tells you plainly what is weak, what is filler, and what is quietly costing you interviews. Most resume feedback is flattering and useless. This is the opposite.
Is the resume roast free?
Yes, completely. The Resume Roast and the ATS score are free, with no login, no card, and no limit on how many times you run them. You only pay if you later use the Agent to apply for jobs, at ₹10 per job with the first 5 free.
Can I roast my CV instead of a resume?
Yes. Resume and CV mean the same thing for most Indian job applications, and the roaster treats them identically. Upload a PDF of either and you get the same critique and the same ATS score.
How honest is the roast, really?
Harsh enough that people screenshot it. Brutus does not open with a compliment sandwich and does not soften a weak bullet into a suggestion. What it will never do is invent achievements, skills or numbers you did not put there yourself — it only judges what is actually on the page.
Do I need to sign up to get my resume roasted?
No. Upload a file and the roast comes back in about half a minute. An account is only needed for things that have to persist between visits, like saved rewrites, the job tracker, or the Agent.
What is the difference between a resume roast and an ATS score?
The ATS score is a number: how well your resume survives the applicant tracking software that reads it before a human does. The roast is the reasoning behind that number, written in plain language, plus the specific lines to change. You get both from one upload.
Check your ATS score on its own→Free · no login · about 30 seconds
Fix it. Apply. Land it.
Three tools, one path.Three tools, one path — and the Job Tracker threads every step to your offer.
Roast + Fix
Brutally honest AI critique with a real ATS score, then a rewritten resume.Brutally honest AI critique with a real ATS score, then a rewritten resume. Brutus never flatters — and never invents what isn't there.
The Agent
Pick a role. It pulls live jobs and tailors your resume to each.Pick a role. The agent pulls live jobs from real company boards, tailors your resume to each, and shows every change before you approve and apply.
Interview
Practice real questions with live AI feedback and per-answer scoring.Practice real interview questions with live AI feedback and per-answer scoring, so you walk in ready for the exact role you're chasing.
Honest by design. Every competitor pads. We don't.
Mass-apply tools invent skills and flood recruiters. That's why they stop working. Our whole product is built on the opposite bet.
Every application, tracked to offer.
A Kanban board that follows each role from the agent's run all the way to the offer.
Simple pricing. No surprises.
Start free, no login. Upgrade when the agent's doing the heavy lifting.
The Agent
It finds live jobs for your role and tailors your resume to each one.It finds live jobs for your role, tailors your resume to each one, and queues them for you to review. You pick how many — pay for those only.
- ✓Best-matching jobs firstBest-matching jobs first, so you never pay for the weakest matches
- ✓Charged only for jobs actually tailoredCharged only for jobs actually tailored — failures cost nothing
- ✓Jobs already tailored are skipped freeJobs already tailored are skipped free on later runs
Already bought a one-time fix for ₹349? It still works — nothing changes for you.
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