Resume Roast
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Experience a brutal, free resume roast from our AI career coach. Get honest feedback, uncover ATS mistakes, and have your CV rewritten for your target role — all in one place.
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💡 75% of resumes are rejected by ATS before a human ever reads them.
How it works
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Simply copy and paste your resume text or upload a PDF to get started instantly.
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Our AI gives you a brutally honest breakdown of your resume's biggest red flags in seconds.
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Get a complete rewrite and a tailored cover letter optimized for your target role and company.
See it in action
Watch a real resume get roasted and rewritten in under 2 minutes.
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Real Transformations
BEFORE
'Responsible for developing features for the company website'
AFTER
'Built and shipped 12 production features in 6 months, reducing page load time by 34% and increasing user retention by 18%'
Software Engineer
BEFORE
'Managed social media accounts and created content'
AFTER
'Grew LinkedIn following from 800 to 4,200 in 4 months through targeted content strategy, generating 3 inbound leads per week'
Marketing
BEFORE
'Did internship at a startup and helped with various tasks'
AFTER
'Automated weekly reporting process at Series A startup using Python, saving 6 hours of manual work per week across a 12-person team'
Fresher
What the roast actually is
Most resume feedback is polite and useless. The roast is neither. Brutus — our resident evaluator — reads your resume the way an overworked screener does: fast, unsentimental, and looking for reasons to say no. Then he tells you exactly what those reasons are, line by line, in plain language. It stings for about a minute. Then you have something no template site gives you: a specific list of what's costing you shortlists.
How the scoring works (and why it's fair)
The roast isn't an AI improvising opinions. Underneath it is a deterministic, deduction-based rubric: the model reads your resume, but fixed rules decide the score. Every point you lose is tied to a concrete, named problem — a parsing failure, a claim with no evidence, a section that screeners can't use, formatting that breaks extraction. Same resume in, same score out. That's what makes the fix step real: you're not chasing vibes, you're clearing a checklist.
Roast → Fix: the point of the pain
The roast is the diagnosis. The fix is the treatment — your resume rebuilt to clear the exact deductions Brutus found, structured to survive ATS parsing and read well to humans, with your real experience presented as evidence instead of adjectives. You see the before and after side by side, so the difference isn't a promise — it's visible.
If you haven't checked where you stand yet, start with the free ATS score — it's the quick version of the diagnosis. The roast is the full teardown.
Who this is for
Freshers writing their first real resume. Students heading into placement season. Early-career applicants stuck in the apply-silence-apply loop who can't figure out why. If your resume has never been rejected by a human — because software rejected it first — this is the product for that problem.
FAQ
Is the roast just mean for fun?
The tone is blunt because polite feedback gets ignored. But every line of the roast maps to a real, fixable deduction — it's a diagnosis wearing a leather jacket, not an insult generator.
What do I get with the fix?
A rebuilt resume that clears the specific issues found in your roast: ATS-parseable structure, evidenced claims, clean formatting, and a before/after comparison so you can see exactly what changed. See pricing for the current offer.
How is this different from free resume templates?
Templates fix how your resume looks. The roast fixes what it says and how it screens — the deductions that actually filter you out. A beautiful resume that parses badly still loses.
Is my resume data safe?
Your resume is used to generate your roast and fix. We don't sell your data. (Full details in our privacy policy.)
I got roasted. Now what?
Read every deduction, then either fix them yourself using the roast as your checklist — or let the fix do it properly. Then re-run the free ATS check and watch the score move.
— What you get
What a resume roast actually looks like
The Resume Roast comes back in four parts, every time. No dashboard to learn, no report to decode.
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Five roast bullets
Named and specific, never “add more metrics”. Each one points at an actual line on your resume and says why it is failing.
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A real ATS score out of 100
Scored by deduction, not vibes: it starts at 100 and subtracts for each rubric failure, quoting the exact line that caused it. A typical Indian fresher resume lands between 45 and 65.
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Three missing keywords
The exact phrases your target roles keep asking for that your resume never says once.
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The verdict
One score out of 10 and one closing sentence. A 7 is earned. Most resumes do not get one.
The voice, unedited
The ‘I Participated’ Participation Trophy
This bullet point describes what you showed up to work for, not what you actually accomplished. You ‘assisted’ with meetings? My grandmother assists with the Sunday roast, but she doesn’t put it on a CV.
Buzzword Lasagna
You’ve layered so many corporate buzzwords like ‘synergy’ and ‘dynamic’ that the actual experience is buried under a pile of meaningless garbage. It’s raw, it’s lazy, and it’s making me want to shut down this kitchen.
Brutus’s own calibration examples — the standard every roast is held to. Harsh about the writing, never about you.
Roast my CV, not my resume?
Same thing, same upload. In India the two words are used interchangeably, and the Resume Roast does not care which one you call it — drop in a PDF and your CV gets the same five bullets, the same ATS score out of 100, and the same verdict your resume would.
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— Before you upload
Roasting your CV or resume, explained
The six things people ask before they drop in a file. Short answers, no pitch.
What does it mean to roast my resume?
A resume roast is a brutally honest critique instead of a polite one. In the Resume Roast, Brutus reads your resume the way a tired recruiter does on a Friday afternoon, then tells you plainly what is weak, what is filler, and what is quietly costing you interviews. Most resume feedback is flattering and useless. This is the opposite.
Is the resume roast free?
Yes, completely. The Resume Roast and the ATS score are free, with no login, no card, and no limit on how many times you run them. You only pay if you later use the Agent to apply for jobs, at ₹10 per job with the first 5 free.
Can I roast my CV instead of a resume?
Yes. Resume and CV mean the same thing for most Indian job applications, and the roaster treats them identically. Upload a PDF of either and you get the same critique and the same ATS score.
How honest is the roast, really?
Harsh enough that people screenshot it. Brutus does not open with a compliment sandwich and does not soften a weak bullet into a suggestion. What it will never do is invent achievements, skills or numbers you did not put there yourself — it only judges what is actually on the page.
Do I need to sign up to get my resume roasted?
No. Upload a file and the roast comes back in about half a minute. An account is only needed for things that have to persist between visits, like saved rewrites, the job tracker, or the Agent.
What is the difference between a resume roast and an ATS score?
The ATS score is a number: how well your resume survives the applicant tracking software that reads it before a human does. The roast is the reasoning behind that number, written in plain language, plus the specific lines to change. You get both from one upload.
Check your ATS score on its own→Roast my CV →
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