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What the roast actually is

Most resume feedback is polite and useless. The roast is neither. Brutus — our resident evaluator — reads your resume the way an overworked screener does: fast, unsentimental, and looking for reasons to say no. Then he tells you exactly what those reasons are, line by line, in plain language. It stings for about a minute. Then you have something no template site gives you: a specific list of what's costing you shortlists.

How the scoring works (and why it's fair)

The roast isn't an AI improvising opinions. Underneath it is a deterministic, deduction-based rubric: the model reads your resume, but fixed rules decide the score. Every point you lose is tied to a concrete, named problem — a parsing failure, a claim with no evidence, a section that screeners can't use, formatting that breaks extraction. Same resume in, same score out. That's what makes the fix step real: you're not chasing vibes, you're clearing a checklist.

Roast → Fix: the point of the pain

The roast is the diagnosis. The fix is the treatment — your resume rebuilt to clear the exact deductions Brutus found, structured to survive ATS parsing and read well to humans, with your real experience presented as evidence instead of adjectives. You see the before and after side by side, so the difference isn't a promise — it's visible.

If you haven't checked where you stand yet, start with the free ATS score — it's the quick version of the diagnosis. The roast is the full teardown.

Who this is for

Freshers writing their first real resume. Students heading into placement season. Early-career applicants stuck in the apply-silence-apply loop who can't figure out why. If your resume has never been rejected by a human — because software rejected it first — this is the product for that problem.

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